{"id":1207,"date":"2019-02-16T17:23:57","date_gmt":"2019-02-16T17:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2019-02-16T17:23:57","modified_gmt":"2019-02-16T17:23:57","slug":"olatka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=1207","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;OLAtka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No i jak napisa\u0107 wierszyk, kt\u00f3ry m\u00f3wi\u0107 ma o latach,<br \/>\nKiedy Ola wci\u0105\u017c wygl\u0105da jak powabna ma\u0142olata?<br \/>\nWi\u0119c z okazji osiemnastych, bo kobiety tak ju\u017c maj\u0105,<br \/>\n\u017be w te swoje naste, lata nieustannie nas wkr\u0119caj\u0105.<br \/>\nChcia\u0142em \u017cyczy\u0107 Aleksandro: lasu kwiat\u00f3w i spokoju,<br \/>\nAby facet zawsze trafia\u0142 do Twojego wodopoju!<br \/>\nBy ci wyczarowa\u0142 mi\u0142o\u015b\u0107 i zarobi\u0142 na podr\u00f3\u017ce,<br \/>\nCho\u0107by i do Aleksandrii! Aby\u015b spok\u00f3j mia\u0142a w rurze<br \/>\n(- Znaczy pracy), i mi\u00f3d z mlekiem, aby zawsze mia\u0142y z g\u00f3rki!<br \/>\nA po hucznym weselisku syna \u017cyczy\u0107 mam, czy c\u00f3rki?<br \/>\nTu na pewno po\u015br\u00f3d go\u015bci zdania b\u0119d\u0105 podzielone.<br \/>\nM\u0119ska cz\u0119\u015b\u0107 z zazdro\u015bci\u0105 zerka &#8211; chcia\u0142oby si\u0119 tak\u0105 \u017con\u0119!<br \/>\nTak Ci\u0119 lubi\u0119, \u017ce trojaczk\u00f3w te\u017c nie b\u0119d\u0119 Wam \u017ca\u0142owa\u0142.<br \/>\nPo co m\u0119czy\u0107 si\u0119 trzy razy, jak za jednym si\u0119 wychowa?<br \/>\n\u017beby na Twe smsy ka\u017cdy sprawnie odpisywa\u0142,<br \/>\nI pami\u0119ta\u0142, za brak liter s\u0142uszn\u0105 bur\u0119 si\u0119 obrywa!<br \/>\nJeszcze \u017ceby punktualnie ka\u017cdy zjawia\u0142 si\u0119 do joty.<br \/>\nWci\u0105\u017c pami\u0119ta\u0142: za sp\u00f3\u017anienia s\u0105 &#8222;karniaki&#8221; i k\u0142opoty.<br \/>\nTw\u00f3j optymizm przeogromny niech si\u0119 wszystkim w kr\u0105g udziela.<br \/>\nJe\u015bli maj\u0105 by\u0107 problemy, to kr\u00f3ciutkie jak niedziela,<br \/>\nCz\u0119ste tak\u017ce, jak niedziela, ale tylko ta palmowa<br \/>\nPo imprezie, by Ci\u0119 rankiem nie bola\u0142a nigdy g\u0142owa.<br \/>\nWrog\u00f3w by\u015b nie mia\u0142a wcale przyjaciele, byli mili,<br \/>\nA my by\u015bmy za Twe zdrowie do samego rana pili!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No i jak napisa\u0107 wierszyk, kt\u00f3ry m\u00f3wi\u0107 ma o latach, Kiedy Ola wci\u0105\u017c wygl\u0105da jak powabna ma\u0142olata? Wi\u0119c z okazji osiemnastych, bo kobiety tak ju\u017c maj\u0105, \u017be w te swoje naste, lata nieustannie nas wkr\u0119caj\u0105. Chcia\u0142em \u017cyczy\u0107 Aleksandro: lasu kwiat\u00f3w i spokoju, Aby facet zawsze trafia\u0142 do Twojego wodopoju! By ci wyczarowa\u0142 mi\u0142o\u015b\u0107 i zarobi\u0142 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=1207\" class=\"more-link\">Czytaj dalej<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8230;OLAtka<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1208,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions\/1208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}