{"id":430,"date":"2019-02-08T17:26:40","date_gmt":"2019-02-08T17:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=430"},"modified":"2019-02-08T17:26:40","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T17:26:40","slug":"rozmowy-z-psem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":"ROZMOWY Z PSEM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ratuj\u0105 mnie rozmowy z psem<br \/>\nPies to nie \u015bwinia, buda nie chlew.<br \/>\nA ja znudzony ciskam mu krzywy kij<br \/>\nWyrzucam z siebie, co mnie boli dzi\u015b.<br \/>\nOn k\u0142api\u0105c mord\u0105 daje znak:<br \/>\nStary, ty czujesz to, co ja!<br \/>\nRatuj\u0105 mnie rozmowy z psem.<br \/>\nNie zejdzie na psy, nie zdradzi mnie.<br \/>\nA ja zaszczuty w kaga\u0144cu ka\u017cda my\u015bl.<br \/>\nW obro\u017cy, na smyczy moje sny.<br \/>\nZapchlony, ca\u0142y ten pieski \u015bwiat!<br \/>\nOn m\u00f3wi: Chod\u017a i zawyj, tak, jak ja!<br \/>\nRatuj\u0105 mnie rozmowy z psem.<br \/>\nNie, fors\u0105 nie przekupisz mnie.<br \/>\nSiedzi., zajada swoj\u0105 ko\u015b\u0107,<br \/>\nZerka spode \u0142ba, taki los.<br \/>\nSzczeka i warczy: Olej ten stres.<br \/>\nI sika pod stary orzech, jak to pies.<br \/>\nRatuj\u0105 mnie rozmowy z psem.<br \/>\nNie, nikt tak nie zrozumie mnie.<br \/>\nNo, bo wiesz Hultek, jak to jest:<br \/>\nJa te\u017c czuj\u0119 si\u0119, jak pies.<br \/>\nKolejna migawka z \u017cycia mego psa.<br \/>\nWracaj do budy. Dzi\u015b k\u0105sam ja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ratuj\u0105 mnie rozmowy z psem Pies to nie \u015bwinia, buda nie chlew. A ja znudzony ciskam mu krzywy kij Wyrzucam z siebie, co mnie boli dzi\u015b. On k\u0142api\u0105c mord\u0105 daje znak: Stary, ty czujesz to, co ja! Ratuj\u0105 mnie rozmowy z psem. Nie zejdzie na psy, nie zdradzi mnie. A ja zaszczuty w kaga\u0144cu ka\u017cda &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=430\" class=\"more-link\">Czytaj dalej<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> ROZMOWY Z PSEM<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":431,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions\/431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}