{"id":563,"date":"2019-02-10T15:50:57","date_gmt":"2019-02-10T15:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=563"},"modified":"2019-02-10T15:50:57","modified_gmt":"2019-02-10T15:50:57","slug":"kilka-praktycznych-porad-dla-samobojcow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"KILKA PRAKTYCZNYCH PORAD&#8230; (DLA SAMOB\u00d3JC\u00d3W)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Gdy brak ci motywacji i nic nie cieszy ci\u0119,<br \/>\nTo kup solidny sznur i id\u017a powiesi\u0107 si\u0119. ;(<br \/>\n&#8211; Lecz najpierw sprawd\u017a dok\u0142adnie, by ga\u0142\u0105\u017a by\u0142a gruba,<br \/>\nBo zamiast si\u0119 powiesi\u0107, mo\u017cesz si\u0119 uczy\u0107 fruwa\u0107. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n&#8211; Lub we\u017a wielkiego kolta, kul\u0119 do b\u0119bna w\u0142\u00f3\u017c,<br \/>\nA potem graj w ruletk\u0119, a\u017c si\u0119 rozlegnie huk. ;(<br \/>\n&#8211; Lecz, gdy masz s\u0142abe nerwy, zabawa to niezdrowa,<br \/>\nBo wydasz g\u00f3r\u0119 forsy, na swego kardiologa. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n&#8211; S\u0105 te\u017c inne sposoby, by w lepszym \u015bwiecie by\u0107.<br \/>\nMo\u017cna da\u0107 sobie w \u017cy\u0142\u0119, albo w trupa si\u0119 spi\u0107. ;(<br \/>\n&#8211; Ale to spicie w trupa, te\u017c mo\u017ce si\u0119 nie uda\u0107,<br \/>\nA wtedy strasznie suszy w gardle i bardzo boli g\u0142owa. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n&#8211; Mo\u017cna te\u017c muchomor\u00f3w nazrywa\u0107 ca\u0142e krocie&#8230; ;(<br \/>\n&#8211; Lecz nie spieprz ich za mocno. Niesmaczne s\u0105 zbyt ostre. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n&#8211; Albo wzi\u0105\u0107 gar\u015b\u0107 pigu\u0142ek pewnej bezsennej nocy&#8230;<br \/>\npo\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 si\u0119 i nie wsta\u0107&#8230; ;(<br \/>\n&#8211; Lub wsta\u0107 i rzyga\u0107 w nocy. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n&#8211; Lub rzuci\u0107 si\u0119 pod poci\u0105g&#8230; \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\n&#8211; Cho\u0107 to nie\u0142atwa sprawa.<br \/>\nChyba, \u017ce rozk\u0142ad jazdy masz ju\u017c od kolejarza.<br \/>\nA tak w og\u00f3le \u017cycie, cho\u0107 dziwne p\u0142ata psoty,<br \/>\nTo nie jest tego warte, by si\u0119 tak g\u0142upio sko\u0144czy\u0107.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Gdy brak ci motywacji i nic nie cieszy ci\u0119, To kup solidny sznur i id\u017a powiesi\u0107 si\u0119. ;( &#8211; Lecz najpierw sprawd\u017a dok\u0142adnie, by ga\u0142\u0105\u017a by\u0142a gruba, Bo zamiast si\u0119 powiesi\u0107, mo\u017cesz si\u0119 uczy\u0107 fruwa\u0107. \ud83d\ude42 &#8211; Lub we\u017a wielkiego kolta, kul\u0119 do b\u0119bna w\u0142\u00f3\u017c, A potem graj w ruletk\u0119, a\u017c si\u0119 rozlegnie huk. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/?p=563\" class=\"more-link\">Czytaj dalej<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> KILKA PRAKTYCZNYCH PORAD&#8230; (DLA SAMOB\u00d3JC\u00d3W)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":564,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/paprochy.098.waw.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}